A girl is about to tie the knot, and is watching her mother bake biscuits in
"Mom?" she asks. "How do you keep Dad so happy after all these years of
The mother promptly threw a wad of biscuit dough on the floor, hikes up her
dress, and squats down picking the dough up with her vagina.
"Practice this and when you can do it, I'll guarantee that
your man will be satisfied for the rest of his life," said her mother.
So the girl practiced and practiced until her wedding night.
While her anxious husband waited for her in the bed, she emerged wearing a sexy
negligee, carrying a can of biscuit dough. She opened the can, threw the dough
on the floor, lifted her negligee, and squatted over the dough, letting out a
thunderous fart as she did so.
Her husband, startled, jumped from the bed and backed away.
"What's wrong, honey?" she asked.
He replied, "Shit woman!" as he stepped further away. "If that thing barks like
that for a biscuit, I sure as hell don't want to throw any meat at it!"