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Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Pearly Gate Saint Peter was waiting for him. After reviewing his records Saint  Peter decided to let him in. "Follow me." he said, opening  the gate and walking in.

After a little walk, Saint Peter's keys accidentally fell on the ground. Unaware, he bent over to pick up the keys. That was something the gay man just couldn't resist, so he jumped on him and did his thing.

Saint Peter was furious. "If you do that again, you'll go straight to hell! Follow me, we're almost there."

After some more Peter dropped his keys again, and again, the gay man jumped on him. Saint Peter was even more furious than before, but decided to give the gay guy one last chance.

Again they walk and for the third time Peter drops his keys,  so he bends over and picks them up. The gay guy, having no  self control jumps on him. Peter is now fed up and sends the  gay guy straight to hell.

A few weeks later, Saint Peter goes down to hell for his  routine inspection, but this time something is wrong, it  is freezing, no fire, no lava and in one corner, he finds the devil lying under a stack of blankets freezing his ass
off.

"Why is it so god damn cold down here?" Peter asks.

The devil replied, "Well, ever since you sent that new guy down here, I'm afraid to bend over and pick up the firewood!"
 

 

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