A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger walked
up to him and asked, "If you woke up in the woods, scratched your butt and
found Vaseline all over it, would you tell anyone?"
"Hell no!" the guy said.
The stranger then asked, "If you felt further into your crack
and pulled out a used condom, would you tell anyone then?"
The man said, "Of course not!"
The stranger said, "Wanna go camping?"