Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two
employees, Sarah and Jack. They were both extremely good employees always
willing to work overtime and chip in where needed.
Mr. Smith was looking over his books one day and decided that he wasn’t making
enough money to warrant two employees and he would have to lay one off. But both
Sarah and Jack were such good workers he was having trouble finding a fair way
to do it.
He decided that he would watch them work and the first
one to take a break would be the one he would lay off. So, he sat in his office
and watched them work. Suddenly, Sarah gets a terrible headache and needs to
take an aspirin. She gets the aspirin out of her purse and goes to the water
cooler to get something to wash it down with.
Mr. Smith follows her to the water cooler, taps her on the shoulder and says,
“Sarah, I’m going to have to lay you or Jack off.”
And Sarah says, “Can you jack off? I have a headache!”