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A zebra went to heaven. When he saw St. Peter he asked him,  "You know, I have always wondered, am I a white horse with  black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?" St. Peter said he would have to ask God that question since  he's the one that made him.  So the zebra asked God, "God, am I a white horse with black  stripes or a black horse with white stripes?" God answered, "You are what you are." The zebra left and came upon St. Peter and told him, "Well I  asked God if I was a white horse with black stripes or a black  horse with white stripes..."
"What was the answer," St. Peter asked. "Well I still don't know. All He said was: 'You are what you  are.'  "Well that answers it," Said St. Peter. "You're a white horse  with black stripes." "How do you know that?" asked the zebra. "Well if you were a black horse with white stripes He would
have said: 'You is what you is."

 

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