A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel in Washington. The bride is
concerned "What if the place is still bugged?"
The groom says, "I'll look for a bug." He looks behind the drapes, behind the
pictures, under the rug "AHA!" Under the rug was a disc with four screws. He
gets his Swiss army knife, unscrews the screws, and throws them and the disc out
The next morning, the hotel manager asks the newlyweds "How was your room, How
was the service? How was your stay at the Watergate Hotel?"
The groom says, "Why are you asking me all of these questions?"
The hotel manager says "Well, the room UNDER you complained of the chandelier
falling on them."