There was this really old guy at a tea dance, he
hadn't had any sex for a long time. He'd been dancing with the grandmas all
afternoon, but he still hadn't scored. Frustrated, he approached an old grandma
and said, "Listen, I'm having no luck scoring a woman. How about coming back to
my place for a piece?
I'll give you £20 if you oblige!"
"I'm willing, let's go," she said.
They arrived back at his place, and after a bit of foreplay, they headed for the
bedroom. The old geezer loved the sex and couldn't get over how tight the old
grandma was for such an old woman
and thinks to himself surely she's got to be a virgin.
After the wonderful performance, he rolled over and
said, "Wow! Lady, if I had known you were a virgin,
I would have given you £50".
Surprised, she replied, "If I had known you were actually going to get an
erection, I would have taken off my tights!"