Two old drunks were drinking up at a bar. The first one says, "You know,
when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with both hands. By
the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really
"By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm
gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one
"So," says the second drunk, "What's your point?"
"Well," says the first, "I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna