Grandma and Grandpa were sitting in their porch rockers watching the beautiful
sunset and reminiscing about "the good old days". Grandma turned to Grandpa and
said, "Honey, do you remember when we first started dating and you used to just
casually reach over and take my hand?" Grandpa looked over at her, smiled and
obligingly took her aged hand in his.
With a wry little smile, Grandma pressed a little farther, "Honey, do you
remember how after we were engaged, you'd sometimes lean over and suddenly kiss
me on the cheek?" Grandpa leaned slowly toward Grandma and gave her a lingering
kiss on her wrinkled cheek.
Growing bolder still, Grandma said, "Honey, do you remember how, after we were
first married, you'd kind of nibble on my ear?" Grandpa slowly got up from his
rocker and headed into the house. Alarmed, Grandma said, "Honey, where are you
Grandpa replied, "To get my teeth!"