A farmer asked a friend to recommend an attorney
to defend him against a charge of bestiality.
"I know a great trial lawyer," the fellow said, "but he's
expensive and doesn't know how to pick a jury. I know another lawyer," he
continued, "who's not a great trial lawyer, but he's cheap and really knows
how to pick a jury."
The farmer settled on the cheap attorney, but immediately
had second thoughts when the key witness, a neighbour, began his testimony.
"I saw Jed mount his sheep from behind," he said, "and when he was finished, I
saw the sheep turn around and lick Jed's pecker."
The accused farmer was devastated and had all but given up hope until a juror
in overalls whispered to the fellow next
to him, "You know, a good sheep will do that."