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"Y'all got any American razor blades in here?" the
Texan asked the London pharmacist. "All I see are
these damn Wilkinsons."

"Sir," the Englishman patiently replied, "Wilkinson
has been producing the finest surgical instruments,
weapons and razors since before Waterloo."

"I don't give a damn if they passed them out on
Noah's Ark if they ain't any good." the Texan retorted.

"I can assure you they are very good sir." the peeved
druggist said.

"Why just last year, my wife swallowed one. It gave
her a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy, a hysterectomy, circumcised the gardener, emasculated a neighbour, cut two of a delivery boy's fingers off at the knuckle and I still got 10 shaves out of it.
 

 

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