A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to
her son play with his new electric train set in the living room.
She heard the train stop, and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want
off, get the hell off now because this is the last stop. All of you sons of
bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train now because we're
The mother went into the living room and told her son, "We don't use that kind
of language in this house. Now go to your room for two hours. When you come
down, you may play with your trains as long as you use proper language."
Two hours later, the mother was still working in the kitchen when her son came
out of his room and resumed playing with his trains.
The train stopped and the mother heard, "All passengers disembarking the train,
please remember to take all of your belongings. We thank you for riding with us
today and hope your trip was a pleasant one."
"For those just boarding, we ask that you stow your hand luggage under the seat
and we hope you enjoy your trip."
"For those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, please see the
bitch in the kitchen."