An obnoxious drunk stumbles
into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says, "No way
buddy you're too drunk."
A few minutes later the drunk comes in through the bathrooms, again he slurs
"give me a drink."
The bartender says "No man I told you last time you're too drunk"
Five minutes later the guy comes in through the back door and orders a drink,
again the bartender says, "You're too drunk"
The drunk scratches his head and says, "Damn I must be... the last two places
said the same thing."