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A repairman is walking through a mental institution. He comes up to the first room and sees a man swinging an imaginary baseball bat.

"What the hell are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm Babe Ruth. As soon as I hit a homerun I'm out of here," replies the man.

The repairman wishes him well and continues on his way. In the next room, there's a guy swinging an imaginary golf club. "What the hell are YOU doing?" he asks.

"I'm Arnold Palmer. As soon as I make a hole in one I'm out of here!" replies the man.

The repairman shakes his head and comes up to the next room. There's a guy sitting naked balancing a peanut on the tip of his johnson.

"What the hell are you doing!" he asks.

"I'm fucking nuts, and I'm never getting out of here!"

 

 

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