An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady
and they are deeply in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually,
the woman never achieves orgasm. His wife demands sexual pleasure, so they
decide to ask the rabbi for advice. The rabbi listens to their story and makes
the following suggestion.
"Hire a strapping young man and while the two of you are making love, have him
wave a towel over you as though he is fanning you both. Make sure he is totally
naked and she can see his manhood as he fans you both with the towel. That will
help the wife fantasise and should bring on a full blown orgasm."
They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and
he strips off and enthusiastically waves a towel over them both as they make
love. But it doesn't help and still the wife is unsatisfied and frustrated.
Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi.
"Okay", says the rabbi, "let's try it reversed. Have the young man make love to
your wife and you wave the towel over them."
Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young man gets into bed with the
wife and the husband waves the towel. The hired hand really works with great
enthusiasm, and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, screaming, creaming
Smiling, the husband drops the towel, taps the young man on the shoulder and
says to him, triumphantly: "THAT'S how you wave a towel!"