Three married women were sitting around talking, and the subject of making love
The first woman said, "Well, I'm married to a psychologist, so whenever we make
love, he always brings me home flowers and chocolates first, and it just puts me
right in the mood, and we always end up having a wonderful night of lovemaking."
The second woman said, "Well, I'm married to a Harley-Davidson motorcycle rider,
and whenever we make love, he slaps me around a little bit, then throws me on
the bed, and then goes at it like Tarzan. I've got used to it."
The third woman said, "Well, my husband works for Microsoft, so whenever we make
love, he just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how good it's gonna be."