1. Men are like department stores...their clothes should always be half off.
2. Men are like vacations....they never seem to be long enough.
3. Men are like computers...hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
4. Men are like coolers...load them with beer and you can take them anywhere
5. Men are like chocolate bars....sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for
6. Men are like coffee....the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all
7. Men are like horoscopes...they always tell you what to do and are usually
8. Men are like plungers...they spend most of their lives in a hardware store or
9. Men are like concrete....after getting laid, they take a long time to get
10. How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are taken and what's left
11. How is a man like a snowstorm? You never know when he's coming, how many
inches you'll get or how long it will last."