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Q. Why do so many women fake orgasm?
A. Because so many men fake foreplay.

Q. Why are women so bad at mathematics?
A. Because men keep telling them that this (make gap with thumb and forefinger) is 9 inches.

Q. What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?
A. Most men have no trouble finding a bar.

Q. What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
A. Sex.

Q. What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
A. When the power goes off.

Q. What do men and women have in common?
A. They both distrust men.

Q. How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts?
A. Guilt gifts are nicer.

Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Q. How is a man like the weather?
A. Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

Q. What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
A. One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.

Q. What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?
A. The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the 40-year-old man thinks often about dating them.

Q. Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of?
A. Being stuck in an elevator with the Double-mint twins.

Q. What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date?
A. Slow.

Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married.

Q. What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
A. An insurance company.

Q. Why don't men often show their true feelings?
A. Because they don't have any.

Q. Why do men have a hole in their penis?
A. So oxygen can get to their brains.

Q. What's easier to make: a snowman or a snow-woman?
A. A snow-woman is easier to make, 'cause with a snowman you have to hollow out the head and use all that extra snow to make its testicles.

Q. What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?
A. Castrated.

Q. What's the difference between government bonds and men?
A. Bonds mature.

Q. What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
A. E.T. phoned home.

Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife

Q. What have men and floor tiles got in common?
A. If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all over them for life.

Q. How can you tell if a man is happy?
A. Who cares?




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