There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny
afternoon. They were ten years apart in ages.
One was 60, another 70 and the last 80 years old.
The 60 year-old, started complaining. He said "I wish I could just piss all at
once and not dribble, dribble, dribble all day and night."
The 70 year-old then said, "I don't have that problem. I just wish I could take
one good dump and not ooze, ooze, ooze all day and night.
The 80 year-old started laughing at the other two. He said, "I don't have any of
those problems!" "At 7:00 a.m. I take a good piss, at 9:00 a.m. I take a good
"My only problem is that I don't wake up until noon!"