A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he
arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realised that he had
forgotten his false teeth.
Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth." The man said, "No
problem." With that he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false
teeth. "Try these," he said.
The speaker tried them. "Too loose," he said. The man then said, "I have another
pair...try these." The speaker tried them and responded, "Too tight." The man
was not taken back at all. He then said, "I have one more pair of false
The speaker said, "They fit perfectly." With that he ate his meal and gave his
address. After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank the
man who had helped him. "I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your
office? I've been looking for a good dentist."
The man replied, "I'm not a dentist. I'm the local undertaker."