Little Johnny is coming home from the store swinging
a loaf of bread in one hand, and the other hand in his pants pocket.
Along comes Priest Joe and he thinks to himself, "This is a good opportunity to
say something from the bible to Little Johnny."
He walks up to Little Johnny and says, "I see Little Johnny
that you have the Staff of Life in one hand. What do you have in the other?"
Little Johnny replies, "A loaf of bread Father."