One day Little Johnny went to his father, and asked
him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Little Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we have a $80,000 mortgage on the house, and you want
me to buy you a bicycle? Wait until Christmas!"
Christmas came around, and Little Johnny asked again. The father said, "Well, the
mortgage is still extremely high, sorry kiddo. Ask me again some other time."
Well, about two days later, the boy was seen walking out of the house with all
his belongings in a suitcase. The father felt sorry for him, and asked him why
he was leaving.
Little Johnny said, "Yesterday, I was walking past your
room, and I heard you say that you were 'pulling out,' and mommy said that 'you
should wait because she was coming, too....'
"And I'll be DAMNED if I'm gonna get stuck with your $80,000 mortgage!"