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One day, Little Johnny's teacher couldn't take it anymore and calls in sick. However she leaves a note
for the substitute, just in case. The substitute teacher
came in and without saying a word proceeded to write
her name on the blackboard. P - R - U - S - S - Y.
"Good morning class. My name is Miss Prussy. It's just
like as in pussy cat except with an 'r'." she said.

Well, everything that day goes without any problems.

The original teacher however calls in sick again and
Miss Prussy comes back for a second day. She walks
into the class and asks if anyone remembers her name.
Without hesitation Little Johnny stands up and announces,
"Yeh, you're Miss Crunt!"

 

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