A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. One is
a good-looking lad in his mid-twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde about
the same age.
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one
ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you guys better be good or you're
history. Here's your equipment, chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out
The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun
and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and
begins to charge her. About half way there, she throws open her coat revealing
her beautiful naked body.
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts
licking her ankles. He continues to lick her calves, kisses them and rests his
head at her feet.
The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display
like that in my life." He then turns to the young man and asks, "Can you top
The young man replies. "No problem, just get that lion out of the way."