A fellow tees off, and slices terribly. He sees
fly past a stand of trees and then hears a shriek. He runs
over and finds a woman knocked out cold.
The man runs back to the clubhouse and shouts, "Is there a doctor here?"
"I'm a doctor," another man says, rising. "What's the
"I just hit a woman with a golf ball out there and she's unconscious!"
"Well where did you hit her?" the doctor asks
"Between the first and second holes."
"Oh my," the doctor says, shaking his head. "That doesn't
leave much room for stitches!"