Little Sally was supposed to bring fifty cents to
school for a workbook, so she went to ask her father for it. She found him in
the bathroom, stark naked, and in the excitement she forgot all about the fifty
cents and asked, "Daddy, what's that?"
Her dad said, "that's what I call 'a shame'."
Next day at school, when the teacher asked for the fifty cents, little Sally
said, "Daddy couldn't give me fifty cents because he wasn't wearing his pants."
The teacher replied, "Doesn't your father have any shame at all?"
Little Sally said, "Oh, yes, ma'am, he has one, but it's not as big as the one
the principal gave you last Thursday."