Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his
stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the
other, "You see that Indian?"
"Yeah," says the other cowboy.
"Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the ground. He can hear things
for miles in any direction."
Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away.
Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, furniture in wagon."
"Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away
they are, how many horses, what colour they are, who is in the wagon, and what
is in the wagon. Amazing!"
The Indian looks up and says, "Yep, fucking ran over me about a half hour ago."