An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumbles into a Podiatrist's
office instead and weaves over to the receptionist.
Without looking up, she waves him over to the examination bed and says, "Stick
it through that curtain."
Looking forward to something kinky, the drunk pulls out his penis and sticks it
through the crack in the curtains.
"That's not a foot!" screams the receptionist.
"Holy shit, Lady. I never knew you had a minimum!"