A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients
to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached
his patients to respond to his commands.
When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be
going well. When the National Anthem began, the doctor
yelled, "Up nuts!" The patients complied by standing up.
After the anthem, the doctor yelled, "Down nuts!" so the
patients all sat back down in their seats.
During the game, one of the players hit a home run. The
doctor yelled, "Cheer nuts!" so the patients all broke out
into applause and cheers.
Considering things were going very well, the doctor decided
to leave his patients momentarily and get some munchies
and a beer.
When the returned to his seat, there was a riot in progress.
"What happened?" he asked a fellow patron sitting next to
The fellow replies, "Well... everything was going just
fine until this guy walked by and yelled
"Peanuts! Peanuts! Peanuts!"