Ole was sitting at the bar, getting pretty sloshed, and mentioned something
about Lena being out in the car. After quite a while, the bartender became
concerned about Lena, as it was cold out, and went outside to check on her.
When he looked inside the car, he saw Ole's buddy, Sven, really going at it with
The bartender shook his head and returned to the bar. He walked over to Ole and
told him that he thought it might be a good idea to run out to the car and check
Ole staggered off the bar stool, went outside to the car, and sure enough, there
were Sven and Lena, still going at it. Ole walks back into the bar, laughing and
The bartender asked him what was so funny. Ole said, "That damned Sven! He's so
drunk, he thinks he's me!"