A miner comes out of the hills, enters a bar,
drink. a few drinks later, he asks the bartender, "Hey,
where are all the wimmin?"
The Barman replies, "Ain’t no wimmin here, not fer a
"Well what do y’all do?"
"We do it with the animals."
Thoroughly disgusted, he ordered another drink and
headed back to the hills.
Months later, same story... After downing too many
whiskeys he asked the bartender, "you’re sure you do it with the animals?"
"Yes, we do, sir"
Hearing this, he raced into the street and saw a pig run
into an alley. He chased after it and started having his
way with it, the pig squealing. After a while he heard a
noise behind him. He turned to look and saw half the
The bartender was in front and said, "My God, man,
what are you doing?"
"I thought you said you all did it with the animals."
"Yeah, but no one fucks the sheriff’s broad!"