There was a newlywed couple on their honeymoon, and out
of the blue the husband says to his wife, "Honey why don't
you try on my pants."
His wife says "OK" and she puts them on. After doing so
she says, "Wow you could fit two of me in here."
The husband smiles and says, "Yea! that shows you who
wears the pants in this family."
She smiles and says, "OK honey why don't you try on
He looks confused and says, "OK...I can't get in them."
His wife replies, "And that's the way its gonna be until
you change your attitude!"