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Here in Kentucky, you don't see too many people
hang-gliding. Ol' Zeek decided to save up and get
a hang-glider. He takes it to the highest mountain,
and after struggling to the top, he gets ready to
take flight. He takes off running and reaches the
edge--into the wind he goes!

Meanwhile, Maw and Paw Hicks were sittin' on the
porch swing talkin' bout the good ol days when maw
spots the biggest bird she ever seen!

"Look at the size of that bird, Paw!" she exclaims.

Paw raises up," Git my gun, Maw."

She runs into the house, brings out his pump shotgun.
He takes careful aim. BANG...BANG.....BANG.....BANG!
The monster size bird continues to sail silently over
the tree tops.

"I think ya missed him, Paw," she says.

"Yeah," he replies, "but at least he let go of ol' Zeek!"


 

 

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