The supervisor for the Union Of Road Construction Workers called the meeting
"Men -- we've agreed on a new deal with the state. We'll no longer have to
work FOUR days a week!"
"HOOORAY!!!" the crowd cheered.
"We'll quit work at 4PM and not 5PM!"
"HOORAY!!!" the crowd roared.
"We don't have to be in until 11AM instead of 10AM!"
"HOORAY!!!" the crowd thundered.
"And now, even though 99% of the roads in the country are
blocked by orange barrels, we'll only have to work on
A voice from the back of the room asks, "What, EVERY Wednesday?"