A married couple is celebrating 50 years of
marriage. He had taken her to dinner and dancing to celebrate. They were
reflecting over the past 50 years.
She said, "You have given me everything that any woman could desire, 2 beautiful
children that grew up and became a doctor and a lawyer. A beautiful home and a
new car every three years. The kids have given us grandchildren, and we love
them too death. If there is anything I haven't given you, all you need do is
"Well", the husband says, "there is one thing."
"What is that," says the wife?
"A blow job," says the husband.
The wife thinks for a moment and says, "I have never given you a blow job,
because I didn't think you would respect me after that. But, since we have been
together 50 years, surely you would respect me now, so ok."
So she unzips his pants, pulls out his penis and proceeds to give him a blow
job. Just as she finishes and wipes her chin, the phone rings.
The husbands answers and says, "Yes, right here. Hold on a moment. Here,
cocksucker, it's for you."