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Why did God create Eve?

5. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.

4. God knew that Adam would never go out and get himself a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would therefore need Eve to get one for him.

3. God knew that Adam would never be able to remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.

2. As Keeper of the Garden Adam would never remember where he left his tools.

And finally...

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head and said, "I can do better than that."

 

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