The artist tried to concentrate on his work, but
the attraction he felt for his model finally became irresistible. He threw down
his palette, took her in his arms and kissed her.
She pushed him away. "Maybe your other models
let you kiss them..." she said.
"I've never tried to kiss a model before," he swore.
"Really," she said, softening. "How many models
have there been?"
"Four," he replied. "A jug, two apples and a vase..."