A couple of idiots drove their pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One
saunters into the office and said, "Howdy. We need us some of them
The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"
The bubba says, "Maybe right. Hold on. I'll go check," and headed out went back
to the truck. A minute or so later he ambles back in and says, "Yep. That's it,
I meant two-by-fours."
"Fine... How long do you need them?"
The bubba paused for a minute, scratched his beard, then said, " Well now I'd
better go check."
After awhile, he returned to the office and said, "A long time. Ya see, we're
gonna build us a house."