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Excuses for being caught asleep at your desk


10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."'

9. "This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to."'

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Tippex. You probably got here just in time!"'

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."'

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminating toward people who practice Yoga?"'

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must've put de-cafe in the wrong pot..."

1. " ... and in Jesus' name. Amen."
 

 

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I am not the author of these jokes, and do not claim to own any copyright privileges to them. I assume them to be widely available in the public domain, and I do my best not to use copyrighted material.  If you know any good jokes or funny stories etc. and want to share them, then email them to                         submit a joke

If they are not copyrighted, offensive, abusive, or of a discriminatory nature I may use them.

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