A young couple are deeply in love and want to get married. One night they are
killed in an accident. They got too heaven and ask God if they can get married
there. God says, "I suppose I could work something out." The couple goes back to
earth to wait.
Finally after 10 years of
waiting, god returns with a priest and announces that it is time for them to be
wed. They proceed with the marriage. They are happily married, for a while.
Then after 20-30 years, they
become unhappy with each other. So they go and ask God if they can get a
divorce. God is shocked.
He says, "What, a Divorce! It
took me long enough to find a priest up here! How long do you think it will take
me to find a lawyer?