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WOMEN'S ADS

40-ish 49
Adventurer Slept with all your friends
Athletic No chest
Average looking Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful Pathological liar
Contagious Smile Does a lot of Ecstasy
Educated Banged her College professor
Emotionally Secure Medicated
Feminist Fat ball-buster
Free spirit Junkie
Friendship first slut
Fun Annoying
Gentle Comatose
Good Listener Borderline Autistic
New-Age It's a mess down there
Old-fashioned Lights out, no BJ's
Open-minded Desperate
Outgoing Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate Sloppy drunk
Poet Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional Certified Bitch
Redhead Bad dye-job
Reubenesque Grossly Fat
Wants Soul-mate Stalker

MEN'S ADS

  40-ish 52 and looking for 25-yr-old
  Athletic Watches a lot of NASCAR
  Free Spirit Banging your sister
  Good looking Arrogant
  Very good looking Dumb as a board
  Honest Pathological Liar
  Likes to cuddle Insecure mama's boy
  Mature Older than your father
  Very sensitive Gay
  Spiritual Got laid in a cemetery once
  Thoughtful Says "Excuse me" when he farts
 

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