This guy comes home from work one day to find his
dog with the neighbour's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy
panics. He thinks the neighbour is going to hate him forever, so he takes the
dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house and gives it a bath, blow dries its fur
and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbour's house, hoping they
will think it died of natural causes.
A few days later, the neighbour is outside and asks the guy, "Did you hear that
The guy stumbles around and says, "Um.. er.. no.. what happened?".
The neighbour replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day.
But the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and
someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There
must be some real sick people out there!"