There was a dentist, an
electrician, a salesperson, and a carpenter that met everyday for breakfast at
a low income diner. They were all married except the salesman. When he was
married, he went on his honeymoon with his wife. The other three still met for
breakfast when he was gone. An idea came up to play some practical jokes on
the new married person.
"I'll make his bed slant so his
bed will collapse when he is making love," said the carpenter.
"I'll hot wire his mattress so
that he'll feel immense heat while making love.'
"Those are good ideas," said
the dentist. "But I am not going to tell you what I'm going to do.'
The next day the salesman comes
into the diner. He says "I congratulate you guys for making my bed collapse,
and I thank you for making my bed really hot, but I'm going to kill the
bastard who put novocaine in the Vaseline."