A man left for work, one Friday afternoon, but since it was pay-day, he stayed
out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheque
instead of just going straight home. When he finally appeared at home on Sunday
night. A very angry wife and a two-hour tirade befitting his actions confronted
him. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply asked, "How would you like
it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
The man replied, "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went
with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough that he
could see her a little bit out of the corner of his left eye.