A Mother and Father take their young son to the
circus. When the elephants appear, the son is intrigued by them, and he turns to
his mother and says, "Mom, what's that hanging between the elephant's legs?"
The mother is very embarrassed, and says "Oh, it's nothing son."
So the son turns to his father and asks the same question. The father
replies, "It's the elephant's penis, son."
So the son says, "Why did mom say it was nothing?"
The father draws himself up, and says proudly, "Because I've spoiled that woman,