A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his
It loudly announced, "$500 Porsche! New!" The man
thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for
$500, and he thought it might be a joke, but he decided
to check it out. So he went to the house of the lady who
was selling the Porsche. She led him into the garage.
Sure enough, there was an almost brand new Porsche.
"Wow!" the man exclaimed, "Can I take it for a test drive?"
"Sure," answered the lady.
Unlike what he expected, the man found that the car ran
When he got back to the lady's house, he asked her, "Why are
you selling me this great Porsche for only $500?"
Then the lady replied with a laugh, "My husband just ran off
with his secretary, and he told me, 'You can have the house
and the furniture, just sell my Porsche and send me the