A white guy and a black guy
died and were on their way up to Heaven and they had to stop at the Pearly
Gates before they could enter. So the Angel Gabriel was there waiting for
them, and he told them that they had to do something before they could go
He told the white guy to pull down his pants, so he did and Gabriel grabbed
his dick and squeezed. It instantly melted. The white screamed in pain, and
was sent downstairs.
Gabriel told the black guy to do the same, and he grabbed his dick and
squeezed but nothing happened.
When Gabriel asked him why it didn't affect him, he said, "This is the type of
chocolate that melts in your mouth and not in your hands".