This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets
ambushed by some Indians. They take him back to their village to see the
chief. The Chief looks at the cowboy and says:
"You White man, you will die at sundown, but Chief is not as evil as white
man, so you gettum three wishes.
" What is your first wish?, The cowboy looks around, thinks, then, with a
gulp, say: "well, can I talk to my horse o' great chief?
"The Chief looks puzzled, laughs to his tribe and says "he-he, sure white man
you can talk to your horse".
So the cowboy goes to his horse and whispers in it's ear, the horse looks
puzzled, but then with bright eyes it gallops off in a cloud of dust. The
Indians just sit and laugh at the cowboy for wasting his wish. BUT, all of a
sudden the horse returns with a Blonde riding upon its back. The Indians look
amazed. The chief grins, points to a secluded Tepee. The cowboy now looks
embarrassed, so he takes the blonde and goes into the tepee. An hour later he
comes out and says, "Chief, can I talk to my horse again"? The chief says
sure, but that be wish number two. Ok says the cowboy.
The cowboys goes to the horse and once again whispers into it's ear, and with
a gallop the horse is off!... 15 minutes later, the horse returns, this time
having a Brunette aboard. Once again the cowboy is shown the secluded tepee.
An hour later the cowboy comes out, obviously tired now, with only a few hours
left before sundown. He looks to the chief, and before he says a word, the
chief grins and says "Sure crazy white man you can talk to your horse.."
So the cowboy goes to the horse and GRABS him by the ear and yells
"LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT,...I SAID - GO GET A POSSE!!!"