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Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never make the cover of Cosmo.

No moth, no Jodie Foster -- just leaves, dirt, and regular dead folks.

Only 3 hits this month on the "World O' Coffins" web site.

Tough to convince anyone to let you place bodies in action poses.

Ask any chem prof what happens when you mix embalming fluid and breast implants... WHAMMO!

Working alone late at night inevitably results in an extreme attack of "the willies."

Hard to close the lid on Eroto-Asphyxiation victims.

Embalming fluid bottle looks an *awful* lot like Colt 45 bottle.

Toe tag paper cuts.

The wife keeps asking if you could bring a little more rigor mortis home, if you know what I mean.

Nobody visits your booth at junior high "Career Days."

Every time Keith Richards gets mistakenly hauled in, it costs *us* money.

At Thanksgiving, no one even TOUCHES your giblet gravy.

Constant complaints of, "But he looks like Michael Jackson!"

and the Number 1 Pet Peeve Of Morticians...

Dying in each other's arms may sound romantic, but once rigor mortis sets in, it just means overtime.
 

 

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