A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the
condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of
condoms. The father replies, ''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when
you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night.''
The son then asks his father, ''What's the 6-pack for?''
The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for
Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.''
Then the son asks his father what the 12-pack is for.
The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for
January, one for February, one for March, one for.....''